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What Caligula Did to Rome’s Senators and Their Wives Was Worse Than You Were Ever Told

“It is January 24th, 41 AD, and a man named Casius Keria is standing in a narrow corridor beneath the Palatine Palace, waiting for the emperor to walk past him. Kyriia is a tribune of the Ptorian Guard. He is 58 years old, one of the most decorated soldiers in the Roman army, a man who fought under Germanicus in Gerania when the current emperor was still a boy.”

“He has been chosen for what is about to happen for a reason no one says out loud. His voice is high-pitched and for 2 years the emperor has mocked him for it in front of junior officers assigning him passwords like kiss me and little girl forcing him to speak them aloud each morning while men half his age tried not to laugh.”

“Karia has a sword under his cloak. He is waiting. The man he is waiting for is gas Caesar Augustus Germanicus. Rome calls him Caligula. He has been emperor for 3 years, 10 months and 8 days. He is 28 years old. He has just eaten lunch and he is walking toward this corridor to reach the theater at the Power Palletine Games talking with two boys from a noble family in Asia who have come to perform.”

“He does not know that seven of his own officers have decided he will not survive the next 10 minutes. This is not the story of a mad emperor cut down by soldiers who could no longer bear his executions. The executions were expected. Rome had survived Tiberius. What Chya and the six men behind him were avenging was something Roman aristocrats had no public language for.”

“something the emperor had been doing to their wives, their sons, and their own bodies for 2 years in front of witnesses in rooms they were not permitted to refuse to enter. The passwords Carrier was forced to speak were the smallest part of it. In the next 10 minutes, Caligula will be stabbed 30 times in this corridor.”

“His wife will be run through by a centurion within the hour. His one-year-old daughter will die against a palace wall at the hands of the same officer. The Senate will convene an emergency session and vote to abolish the imperial system itself to restore the republic that Augustus ended 70 years earlier. Within 24 hours, that restoration will collapse.”

“And the reasons it collapsed are the reasons the Roman Republic never came back. The trigger for all of it was standing in a corridor with a sword under his cloak, listening for footsteps. To understand why seven officers chose to end a dynasty by killing an infant, you have to understand what Rome believed.”

“It had gained when the boy called little boot arrived at the palace in March of 37 AD. The emperor Tiberius died on the island of Capri on March 16th of that year. He was 77. He had spent his last 11 years ruling Rome by letter, refusing to enter the city he governed. His will named two heirs.”

“Tiberius Gllis, his natural grandson, aged 17, and Gas, aged 24, the son of Germanicus, the general Rome had loved and lost. The Senate heard the will read aloud, and then it did something it had not done in 50 years. It voted unanimously. The joint inheritance was rejected. The entire empire went to gas alone. The crowds that lined the road into Rome called him our star and our chick and our little one.”

“His father had been poisoned in Syria in 1980 under circumstances that pointed toward Tiberius himself. His mother and his two elder brothers had been exiled and starved or driven to suicide. Gas had survived because Tiberius took him to Capri where the boy spent 6 years living under the direct supervision of the old emperor watching him conduct purge trials against the Senate by mail.”

“When the survivor arrived in Rome, the Senate saw the son of Germanicus and a young man with no known crimes. That was what they saw. It was not what had arrived. The first 8 months looked like restoration. He recalled the exiles. He published the imperial account books which no emperor had done.”

“He suspended the treason trials, restored elections, staged games, and paid cash bonuses to the army and the people. Pho of Alexandria, who was alive to see it, wrote that the empire felt as if the age of Augustus had returned. Then in October of 37 AD, Caligula fell ill. The record calls it a brain fever. He was near death for weeks.”

“The Senate voted public prayers. A knight named Pablus Aphranius Petitus swore in public that he would give his own life if the gods spared the emperor. Caligula recovered in November. He had Petitus arrested and executed. On the reasoning that a vow made to the gods would be impious to leave unfulfilled, the Senate laughed carefully.”

“Petitus was one man and he had asked for it. But something else happened during that illness that the record preserves without explaining. Tiberius Gllis, the 17-year-old the Senate had disinherited, received an order delivered in the emperor’s name from his sick bed. He was to cut his own throat. He did. No senator raised the matter afterward.”

“And when Caligula stood up from that illness, the sources begin describing him in a different vocabulary. The Senate did not yet have the language to notice. It would learn the language one dinner at a time. The first word arrived in the Senate chamber itself. The record says Caligula began referring to himself as Dominus.”

“Master, the word a slave uses for the man who owns him. Augustus had banned it from imperial usage. Tiberius had banned it. Caligula spoke it in front of senators who had known him as a child and the senators did not object because they could not yet imagine what objecting would cost. The dinners changed next. The Roman convivium had always been a controlled political space.”

“Nine guests, three couches, precedents observed like law. Caligula’s dinners now placed his three sisters on the principal couches. Julia Levilla, Agraina the Younger, and Julia Dusilla, the one he loved. The guests were uncertain where to look, and the sources record why. What was happening between the emperor and his sisters was not concealed.”

“A later chronicler working from records now lost wrote that it had begun when Dusilla was still a child and gas was 14, and that their grandmother had found them in bed together. The senators at those dinners were expected to eat and not react. They ate. They did not react. That skill would be tested far harder than they knew.”

“Then Drusilla died on June 10th of 38 AD. At 21, Caligula shaved his head and wandered the empire for weeks. He declared her a goddess, the first woman in Roman history to be officially deified and made it a capital offense to laugh or bathe or dine with family during the morning. A knight was executed for selling hot water. When the emperor returned to Rome, the record says he came back changed, not sadder, colder, and he came back to an empty treasury.”

“Tiberius had left a surplus of more than two billion cesis. The games, the bonuses, and the dolls had burned through it in under two years. What Caligula introduced to replace it was not a tax. It was an instrument. A senator accused of treason. And the accusations were multiplying could keep his life by making a gift of his estate to the emperor.”

“The old families began to disappear one by one. their children inheriting nothing, and their widows, in the months that followed, began appearing at the palace in numbers the Senate had no vocabulary for either. In February of 39 AD, the emperor suspended the treason trials, and the Senate voted him a golden shield in gratitude.”

“2 months later, he reinstated the trials without warning and explained that he had been testing them. He wanted to know whether they would police themselves or whether he would have to make them. From now on, he announced the Senate would address him not as princ. The word entered the official record. Whatever this had been, it was becoming something else.”

“In September of 39 AD, the emperor hosted a dinner at the Palatine that set the template for everything that followed. Attendance was compulsory, senators with their wives. The women arrived in the stola and pala, the layered garments a Roman matron wore to announce her station. Caligula watched them enter. Then he ordered his slaves to move down the line and stripped the garments from every senator’s wife.”

“He wanted to see them, he explained in a conversational tone. The women stood undressed before their husbands, before each other, before the court. To speak was treason. To move was treason. The senators reclined and said nothing. Livia Orestella was at that dinner. She had married the senator Gas Kalpernius Piso earlier that same day and the emperor had attended the wedding.”

“During the meal, Caligula ordered her brought to him, informed Piso that he was divorced effective immediately, took Oristella to his own chambers, and returned to announce that he had married her himself. 2 months later, he divorced and exiled her. Piso would be exiled the following year for allegedly attempting to see his own former wife.”

“In one evening, Roman marriage law, the foundation of the aristocratic class, had ceased to exist inside the palace walls, and the record preserves the procedure the dinners settled into. The emperor would move among the reclining guests, stop at the couch of a senator whose wife he had noticed, and order her to leave the hall with him.”

“He would return with her a quarter of an hour later, recline again, and then aloud in detail, evaluate her body and her performance for the assembled guests. Sometimes with praise, sometimes with mockery, while the husband was required to remain on his couch, smiling, eating, pretending he had heard nothing. Some of them stopped pretending.”

“In late 39, AD Piso began speaking quietly with Lentulus Gatulicus, the governor of Upper Gerania, and with Marcus Amilius Lepedus, the emperor’s own brother-in-law and lover. The plot was discovered before it launched. Guatulicus was executed on the frontier. Lepedus was executed in Rome. The emperor’s two surviving sisters, who had shared Lepedus’s bed and his conspiracy, were exiled to the Pontian Islands.”

“And when Caligula returned to Rome in the spring of 40 AD, he made the change that turned humiliation into administration. Wives would now be brought to the palace on a rotating schedule, summoned or not. The husbands would deliver them. The husbands would wait outside. The husbands would bring them home. The sources call what follows madness.”

“The record they preserve describes a system. But this was only the beginning. You’re watching a reconstruction of a program the surviving sources call madness because the Roman aristocracy had no other vocabulary for it. Suatonius and Casius Dio recorded what they were told and what they were told was consistent.”

“This channel builds every documentary from what the sources actually preserved rather than what the tradition summarized. If that is the kind of history you want, subscribe before the emperor returns to Rome. He returned in the spring of 40 AD from a war that produced no fighting. His army had marched to the shore of the English Channel where he ordered the men to gather sea shells into their packs as spoils taken from Neptune.”

“He came home demanding a triumph. The Senate refused him. He entered the city anyway. And the refusal is remembered now as one of the last independent acts that body ever performed. Because by summer, the rotation schedule was fully operational. The palace kept the calendar. Senators were notified which day their wives were required.”

“Some women were returned within hours. Some were kept overnight. Some were exiled the next morning. The Senate of Rome, still technically the highest political body in the world, could no longer convene without a majority of its members, having recently passed through that schedule. Its votes were unanimous.”

“It voted whatever it was told. Remember, the Golden Shield voted in gratitude for a mercy that turned out to be a test. Every honor the Senate now voted was the same shield offered again and again to a man who collected them the way he collected estates. And at a banquet that summer, he noticed a young man of 18 sitting beside his father.”

“The father was Publius Nonius Aspranas, consul designate for the coming year. The emperor proposed pleasantly that the son fight in the imperial games. The father declined with respect. The son declined with respect. The emperor said nothing. 3 weeks later, the games were announced. As Brinus was required to attend as a magistrate, his son was required to fight.”

“The son died on the sand. While the father watched from the magistrate’s box, and the law did not permit him to resign, so he continued to serve, attending the dinners, attending the Senate, offering the votes of thanks. 6 months later in a corridor beneath the palace he was one of the seven men standing behind Casius Carrier.”

“The machinery kept expanding. The emperor began auctioning the property of the men he had destroyed, appearing at the auctions himself, calling out bids and nodding towards senators in the crowd whose nods back were legally binding. One senator, Aponius Sataninus, fell asleep in his seat. The emperor announced that the sleeping man was bidding on every lot.”

“Saturninus woke to find he had purchased 13 gladiators for 9 million cesteres and he paid because refusal was treason. By autumn the instructions reached their final form. A temple to the living god gas rose in Rome and his statue was ordered into the temple in Jerusalem. An order the governor of Syria risked his own life delaying.”

“And the senators who came to the palace for morning greetings received one further requirement. They would no longer bow. They would prostrate themselves face down on the marble in front of the emperor and more importantly in front of each other. Some complied instantly. Some hesitated. The ones who hesitated were watched. And the ones who watched them were watched.”

“Each man now carried the memory of every other man’s face against the floor. That memory was the point. A class that has witnessed its own degradation member by member does not trust itself enough to conspire. That was the wager. And in the winter of 40 AD, in the corridors of the guard barracks, the wager began to fail because the program had not stopped at the Senate.”

“Casius Kerrier, the tribune, the veteran of the German campaigns, came to the palace every day to receive the watchword. And every day the emperor gave him a word chosen to humiliate him. Priapus Venus words Cherri then had to speak aloud to junior officers who laughed. When Cheria kissed the imperial hand in acknowledgement, the record says the emperor moved his fingers against the tribune’s palm in a gesture designed to be understood and Cheria was not being singled out.”

“The mocking watchwords moved through the officer corps in a pattern. Officers whose loyalty was uncertain received them. Officers who had seen too much of the palace received them. The same architecture that had been applied to the Senate was being applied to the men with swords on the same bet that each man’s shame would keep him silent in front of the others.”

“Charia broke the silence carefully. He spoke first to another tribune of his own generation, Cornelius Sabinus, and they discussed only the watchwords. Then they discussed the rest. Sabinus brought in the senator, Marcus Anas Venicianis, whose family had already paid the estate price. Venicianis brought in Asprinus, whose son was in the ground.”

“asprinus brought in Kalistus, the emperor’s own freedman, who ran the imperial correspondence and had calculated where the paranoia would eventually land. By the end of the year, the conspiracy had seven core members and the silent knowledge of 20 more. The Palatine games were scheduled for late January. Cheria’s guard rotation covered the corridor the emperor used to reach the theater.”

“When the timing was proposed, Cheria made one request. He would strike first. He wanted the emperor to see who had come. On the morning of January 24th, the emperor attended the games, left at lunch to change his tunic, and walked into the corridor with the two boys from Asia. Chia stepped in front of him and asked for the day’s watch word.”

“The emperor answered with one of the mocking words he had used for 2 years. The record preserves Kyrie’s reply as two words.”

“Take that and the first blow landed between the neck and the shoulder.”

“The next 30 came from the others. By half noon, the emperor was dead on the corridor floor. And what Rome did next is the part of this story the tradition tells least.”

“A centurion named Lupus was sent into the palace. He found the empressia and killed her with a sword. Then he took the emperor’s daughter, Julia Dusilla, one-year-old, by the leg and swung her against the wall until her skull broke. Both major sources record it. It was not battlefield chaos. It was policy. The conspirators were closing the bloodline, removing the possibility that an heir could be raised as a puppet within the day.”

“The child was left on the floor of the palace her father had owned. Within 2 hours the Senate convened not in the Curia which stood inside the imperial forum and was considered compromised but at the temple of Jupiter on the cap the capital line. The consul Ganayas Centius Saturninus rose and proposed something no living senator had heard proposed in earnest.”

“the abolition of the principate, the restoration of the republic, government by consoles and senate as it had been before Augustus. The debate ran for hours and the support was real because every man in that room had spent 2 years learning the price of the alternative. They voted in favor. On the afternoon of January 24th, 41 AD, by senatorial decree, the Roman Republic existed again.”

“The historians who have reconstructed that day, Anthony Barrett and Aloy Winterling, foremost among them, have argued it was the closest the Republic ever came to returning. It lasted roughly 18 hours. It died in the Ptorian barracks. The guard was 9,000 men whose pay came from the Imperial Treasury. And 9,000 men understood within hours that no emperor meant no treasury, no pay, and no reason to exist.”

“That night, guardsmen looting the palace pulled back a curtain in a corridor and found a 50-year-old man hiding behind it. He was limping, half deaf, a stammer his own family had dismissed as deficient for his entire life. He was Claudius, the dead emperor’s uncle, kept in the palace for decades as an ornament. The soldiers carried him to their camp, and by morning, a tribune named Gratus had hailed him emperor.”

“Claudius protested. The guard insisted the detail that decided the fate of Rome is the timing. The soldiers chose their emperor before the Senate had finished debating whether emperors should exist. When the Senate summoned Claudius to the Curia the next morning, he sent back word that he could not come, that the guard was holding him.”

“What he understood, and the Senate did not, was that he had been offered a bargain, the throne, in exchange for 15,000 cesterers paid to every guardsman, a sum that would empty what remained of the treasury, and buy the only loyalty that mattered. He accepted. The Senate then received a simpler message.”

“insist on the republic and the guard would come up the capital and kill them.”

“They voted a second time and this time they voted for Claudius. Remember the wager Caligula had made that a class which had watched its own humiliation would be unable to defend itself. On the afternoon of January 25th, the Senate proved him right and the republic ended for the second and final time. Not because Rome loved emperors, but because the standing army had become the only institution capable of paying itself, and it could only pay itself by having an emperor to draw from.”

“That principle held from that afternoon until the last western emperor fell more than four centuries later. The men who opened the corridor did not survive the year. Claudius executed Casius Kya in April of 41 AD. The record says Kyriia made one request at the end that he be killed with the same sword he had used on January 24th and the request was granted.”

“Cornelius Sabinus took his own life when the arrest order came. Aspranus was killed the same season. Venicianis survived long enough to conspire against Claudius the following year, failed and died by his own hand. Every senator who had voted for the republic on that January afternoon was dead, exiled or serving Claudius within 2 years.”

“The corridor is still there. It is called the Cryptoportus, 130 m underground passage that connected the imperial palaces on the Palatine. Archaeologists rediscovered it and in 2008 it was open to the public. You can walk through it today. There is no marker at the spot. The passage is narrow.”

“And there is one stretch where a man standing at the far end cannot be seen from either direction until he is within striking distance. That is the stretch Ceria chose. The child Julia Dusilla has no recorded grave. Her ashes were likely placed in the moselum of Augustus whose urns were looted in the sack of 410 AD. So nothing of her remains.”

“The curia where the Senate kept meeting still stands in the forum used as a Senate house into the 7th century AD. The room where Centius Saturninus gave the last serious speech for the Roman Republic is empty now. The acoustics are the same. The house of gas, the addition Caligula built onto the dois Tiberana during his four years on the throne did not survive him.”

“After his death, the Senate demolished it as part of the erasia they voted through. The same vote that struck his coins from circulation and his statues from the temples. The palace complex that Tiberius had built and that Caligula had extended still stands, opened again to visitors in September of 2023 after four decades of closure.”

“The wing that carried the emperor’s own name is gone. The Senate had it pulled down within weeks of the corridor. It was the one act of erasia they were still permitted to complete. It was also the smallest thing they did that January and the only thing that lasted. Every emperor who ruled Rome after Claudius did so through the system Caligula had built whether they knew his name or not. The corridor is empty now.”

“The Cryptoporticus runs the length it always ran. Whoever walks through it walks through the place where a soldier with a high-pitched voice raised a sword and ended a bloodline. Nobody put a plaque on it. Nobody has to. Nero, who inherited the system Caligula built, would carry it further. He did not humiliate senators at dinners.”

“He burned them in his gardens as living torches to light his parties. And the man standing at Nero’s side while it happened was Senica, one of the most respected philosophers Rome ever produced. What Senica knew about the fires in the Imperial Garden is a different kind of story, and it is on this channel.”

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